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      08-25-2005, 01:22 PM   #1
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weird dreams about my E90

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over the last two months ive had three dreams that i can remember involving my E90 330. My car is now at the dealer in Boston but i dont go back to school till Sept. 8th and pick up my car.

Here are some descriptions of my dreams

1. i am on storrow drive (street in boston) driving my 330 while following my friend in his E46 330xi. I am trying to go fast to keep up with him but my car has trouble turning and i can barely take a turn or go fast. i end up loosing my friend and i am very freaked out/dissapointed with my car and its handling.

2. i am on a street that leaves from my school to go towards my apt. and i see a friend passing by about 1/2 mile ahead and i decide to floor the car to catch up. My car revs and makes all the sounds as the engine is revving but the speed is not moving past 80kph. Its as if its limited to 80kph. I also end up being freaked out and dissapointed in the car.

3. This happened last night... i was in a house in miami with a good friend of mine waiting for the dealer to deliver my car to me. When i get there i sign the papers and realize that they didnt bring me a E90 330, they brought the wrong car!! instead its a full extras toyota land cruiser!! my friend gets in the car and we drive to catch the lady who gave me the wrong car and i yell at her for this mistake... she apologizes and takes back the toyota land cruiser and tells me she will bring me my E90 before 5pm. i then wake up all freaked out and sweaty!!


very very very very weird dreams i am having!!! can anybody explain them??

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      08-26-2005, 02:12 PM   #2
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Here are your solutions for each of the dreams you've had:

1. Park the car, honk the horn twice, pop the hood, and get the monkey out.

2. When you see your friend pass by, repeatedly slam the gas pedal. That should shake the gunk out of the exhaust manifold and the car should be able to go past 80kph no problem.

3. When you get the Land Cruiser, tell the people in the dealership you saw the lady drive off with your 330. That should get her in trouble. If she comes back, show her your monkey as proof.

Lastly, stop dreaming with friends in it, they seem to cause problems with your 330 when they're around. If you see any of your friends in your dream, leave.
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      08-26-2005, 03:31 PM   #3
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Here are your solutions for each of the dreams you've had:

1. Park the car, honk the horn twice, pop the hood, and get the monkey out.

2. When you see your friend pass by, repeatedly slam the gas pedal. That should shake the gunk out of the exhaust manifold and the car should be able to go past 80kph no problem.

3. When you get the Land Cruiser, tell the people in the dealership you saw the lady drive off with your 330. That should get her in trouble. If she comes back, show her your monkey as proof.

Lastly, stop dreaming with friends in it, they seem to cause problems with your 330 when they're around. If you see any of your friends in your dream, leave.


hahaha thanks for the advice... i thought that maybe they represented that i am too afraid of being dissapointed with my car or that it will turn out to be a lemon.. but im pretty sure the car will blow my mind once i pick it up..!!
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I came in here thinking you were going to tell us all about the wet dreams that you had about your E90
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I came in here thinking you were going to tell us all about the wet dreams that you had about your E90
Same
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I came in here thinking you were going to tell us all about the wet dreams that you had about your E90
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Thank goodness one of us honorable people also read this, you two were bringing the average down.

I did the same. I was so sure I'd end up reading exhaust tip rubbing him raw at some point. Now I feel bad for being so dirty.
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Thank goodness one of us honorable people also read this, you two were bringing the average down.

I did the same. I was so sure I'd end up reading exhaust tip rubbing him raw at some point. Now I feel bad for being so dirty.
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You think you have weird dreams.

I have a recurring dream where I get out of bed, get dressed, make my way to the bathroom, brush my teeth, then wake up dazed and confused still in bed.
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Your mind just isn't sharp enough to create the dream "sensation" of speed throughout your entire body, so you can't go "fast" in your car (or run, or fly a plane). Your mind creates the most plausible limits for its inability to provide that sensation.



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I just woke up from a short nap. I had a dream my e90 turned into a f30. How's that for lolz.
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Kinda early in life to be needing naps already
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