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      10-05-2007, 09:55 AM   #1
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Exclamation OT: Need abvice goin out somewhere err... not so nice tonight

goin out with da 'Miswah' and a couplay othay, to watch a dance production but its in a shithole of a dive town, very worried about leaving my baby more than a few hours in a car park


do i take the 335d or the old shed??

should i really be worried??

i more worried about vandals than i am about it getting nicked as we know what jealous types can be like


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Does the 'dance production' feature the Miswah's sister around a pole?

Or, CarlosJohnWayneBobbit, did you fail to pull it off last week?
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Does the 'dance production' feature the Miswah's sister around a pole?

Or, CarlosJohnWayneBobbit, did you fail to pull it off last week?
no its not an ''erotic dance production'' unfortunately Tony

also the meal was cancelled with the miswah and sistwah

and when i picked up the ''sistwah'' she didnt make any advances either

but there was a couple of '' ......'' funny moments once home..... alone
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goin out with da 'Miswah' and a couplay othay, to watch a dance production but its in a shithole of a dive town, very worried about leaving my baby more than a few hours in a car park


do i take the 335d or the old shed??

should i really be worried??

i more worried about vandals than i am about it getting nicked as we know what jealous types can be like


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Carlos .... here is my advice ...

1. Breathe deeply and do not panic .

2. Assess all of the available modes of transport open to you for the evenings entertainment.

3. Make a decision .. on your own ... with no input from others.

Try it ... once you start it's quite easy and actually quite good fun.
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just take it and leave the keys in!! Bet it doesnt go
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No more then usual Carlos, but please change your medication,it's clearly not working!
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Carlos .... here is my advice ...

1. Breathe deeply and do not panic .

2. Assess all of the available modes of transport open to you for the evenings entertainment.

3. Make a decision .. on your own ... with no input from others.

Try it ... once you start it's quite easy and actually quite good fun.
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Or, CarlosJohnWayneBobbit, did you fail to pull it off last week?
Carlos didn't 'pull it off' but his miswah did!
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No more then usual Carlos, but please change your medication,it's clearly not working!
No - I've seen this before. Its drug resistance.

The answer is to pour the whole jar of those little red pills down your throat at once together with half a bottle of vodka.

Only joking Carl mate.

But you can't go through life being totally neuortic - you are never going to have fun that way.

My view is just to take a taxi - get pissed before you leave the house, barf on the missus on the way, get sent home on your own. Stop off in the local brothel insted have have a far better time than watching the dancing show (with no strippers).
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lol...

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Carlos .... here is my advice ...

1. Breathe deeply and do not panic .

2. Assess all of the available modes of transport open to you for the evenings entertainment.

3. Make a decision .. on your own ... with no input from others.

Try it ... once you start it's quite easy and actually quite good fun.


I laughed out loud !

Carlos you are a nutter... This was a good example of a thread just WAITING to be pounced on and ripped to pieced, from SO many angles...

Trust me.. you need to stop asking us this stuff, it's as bad as me asking whether I should Bonk my Mishwah tonight knowing that my Nan is staying in the spare room...

.....er so what do you guys think, should I ?

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I laughed out loud !

Carlos you are a nutter... This was a good example of a thread just WAITING to be pounced on and ripped to pieced, from SO many angles...

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.....er so what do you guys think, should I ?
James, we need a poll to answer that,if you don't know how to set one up,Carlos does (unfortunately!)
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FFS give the guy a break! He's at least given you something to get unnecessarily excited about whereas you'd otherwise be looking at a blank forum

He's 26 and asking his elders for advice. Why not?!

I too sometimes wonder whether to take a nice car to some places. If I'm worried enought I don't take it.

Carl... If you are concerned take the tank. You obviously take the beemer other places but this place is concerning you so don't do it.

Easy as that.
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FFS give the guy a break! He's at least given you something to get unnecessarily excited about whereas you'd otherwise be looking at a blank forum

He's 26 and asking his elders for advice. Why not?!

I too sometimes wonder whether to take a nice car to some places. If I'm worried enought I don't take it.

Carl... If you are concerned take the tank. You obviously take the beemer other places but this place is concerning you so don't do it.

Easy as that.
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FFS give the guy a break! He's at least given you something to get unnecessarily excited about whereas you'd otherwise be looking at a blank forum

He's 26 and asking his elders for advice. Why not?!

I too sometimes wonder whether to take a nice car to some places. If I'm worried enought I don't take it.

Carl... If you are concerned take the tank. You obviously take the beemer other places but this place is concerning you so don't do it.

Easy as that.
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If you are in doubt, leave the BMW Carlos.

You don't want that niggling away at the back of your mind when you want to simply go out and enjoy yourself. Take the "old shed" and enjoy yoursef.

Often weigh that up myself when going to known black spots .....

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Get your dad to drive you in. Arrange a pick up at 10:30 - you'll be home before curfew..



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Carlos .... here is my advice ...

1. Breathe deeply and do not panic .
2. Assess all of the available modes of transport open to you for the evenings entertainment.
3. Make a decision .. on your own ... with no input from others.

Try it ... once you start it's quite easy and actually quite good fun.
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No - I've seen this before. Its drug resistance.
The answer is to pour the whole jar of those little red pills down your throat at once together with half a bottle of vodka.

Only joking Carl mate.
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Trust me.. you need to stop asking us this stuff, it's as bad as me asking whether I should Bonk my Mishwah tonight knowing that my Nan is staying in the spare room...

.....er so what do you guys think, should I ?


You guys crack me up almost as much as Carlos.

Lets face it, Carl is just a young sociable sort of guy who loves to seek the advice of all and sundry on all sorts of things. He knows that posting on here will bring ridicule and advice in equal measure. More power to him that he keeps on doing it. If this is tame though I might have to register just to read the posts on his other passion.

So Carlos, if you're worried, take the shed (is that your Uncles Aston? ), get a taxi or ask one of your parents to taxi for you. At least you can enjoy yourself then without worrying about the car all the time.
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Carl... If you are concerned take the tank.
The tank? , the blue tank top? Are we now discussing what he should wear?
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more to the point he's out there somewhere RIGHT NOW !!

I'm gonna call him...

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Take the old shed, iddinit? The baller mobile might get knicked up.
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