01-13-2006, 05:27 PM | #1 |
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classic joke
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up too mate?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?" I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d1ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say." |
01-13-2006, 05:38 PM | #2 |
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02-02-2006, 12:47 PM | #8 |
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i usually hate shit jokes, but this one was pretty funny
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very good lol
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02-26-2007, 03:25 PM | #13 |
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That's awesome..
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04-24-2007, 09:44 PM | #17 |
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Hahaha, there was a commercial for something like this!
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