Yet another very funny joke!!!

DLJJ3399 · 02-07-2007, 06:53 PM

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading The note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded The note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the Woman.

It read:

"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.

There is over twenty million Dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!"

ironic · 02-07-2007, 06:56 PM

nice haha

KL2DC · 02-07-2007, 07:18 PM

nice one!

dhmilosr · 02-07-2007, 08:32 PM

very funny

MonacoBimm · 02-07-2007, 08:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH good one.

Driv3r · 02-07-2007, 08:38 PM

YES!

Thats some smooth talking right there!

VapoR · 02-08-2007, 04:54 AM

no with those cars is sporting 10 inches.

Buffalo_Bush · 02-08-2007, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VapoR

no with those cars is sporting 10 inches.

unless he paid for those extra inches.

06E90Rostik · 02-09-2007, 04:32 PM

Nice one

BMW320i · 02-10-2007, 12:52 PM

l0o0ol, nice response

BLUE LABEL · 02-14-2007, 12:46 AM

hahaha..that is halirious. Smooth oeprator.

Zeiss · 02-14-2007, 02:27 AM

Nice

monsta · 02-25-2007, 09:34 AM

great comeback!

MacAttack · 02-25-2007, 08:35 PM

Funny one. Heard the same with the last line of "wouldn't fold it in half just for her." ...but you're right...no one with those cars is sporting that...lols.

E90330iS · 04-24-2007, 09:54 PM

Hahaha.

02-07-2007, 06:53 PM	#1
DLJJ3399 Lack of charisma can be fatal... 100 Rep 365 Posts Drives: 2006 330i Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, Oregon USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 3er 330i l ... [0.00]	Yet another very funny joke!!! A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading The note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded The note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the Woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million Dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!" __________________ Protect Me From What I Want... _____________________________
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02-07-2007, 06:56 PM	#2
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02-07-2007, 07:18 PM	#3
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02-07-2007, 08:32 PM	#4
dhmilosr Private First Class 1 Rep 106 Posts Drives: 335i Sedan Montego Blue Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	very funny
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02-07-2007, 08:34 PM	#5
MonacoBimm Banned 44 Rep 1,859 Posts Drives: Sapp. Black 330i(2nd e90) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Panama City, Panama iTrader: (1)	HAHAHAHAHAHAH good one.
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02-07-2007, 08:38 PM	#6
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02-08-2007, 04:54 AM	#7
VapoR First Lieutenant 21 Rep 345 Posts Drives: 335i coupé Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (3)	no with those cars is sporting 10 inches.
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02-09-2007, 04:32 PM	#9
06E90Rostik 2006 join date crew 190 Rep 1,482 Posts Drives: 2006 325i, 2011 335i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CA, Sacramento iTrader: (10) Garage List 2011 335i [10.00] 2006 325i [0.00]	Nice one
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02-10-2007, 12:52 PM	#10
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02-14-2007, 12:46 AM	#11
BLUE LABEL Second Lieutenant 19 Rep 216 Posts Drives: Montego Blue 335i Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	hahaha..that is halirious. Smooth oeprator.
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02-14-2007, 02:27 AM	#12
Zeiss Lieutenant Colonel 346 Rep 1,864 Posts Drives: Bicycle Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vancouver iTrader: (0)	Nice
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02-25-2007, 09:34 AM	#13
monsta Brigadier General 223 Rep 3,589 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY iTrader: (2)	great comeback!
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02-25-2007, 08:35 PM	#14
MacAttack Colonel 29 Rep 2,134 Posts Drives: fast enough Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Afghanistan iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 BMW [0.00]	Funny one. Heard the same with the last line of "wouldn't fold it in half just for her." ...but you're right...no one with those cars is sporting that...lols. __________________ 2007 E92 335i Coupe: Monaco Blue/Premium/Sports/Winter Package/Nav/CA/6MT/TT/Active Cruise/Active Steering/iPod/Rear Shade/Tint/Short Shifter/OEM Alum Pedals//
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