Share your morning rituals!

The_Blob · 08-28-2008, 12:19 AM

What are your morning rituals... stuff you always do before you go to work or school?

1. I always wake up by pressing snooze at least 2-3 times.
2. Wear my pants, but never a long sleave shirt because it saves me time and prevents it getting dirty during eating breakfast or in the washroom.
3. Prepare and eat breakfast, or take a leak first then eat breakfast if my bladder feels full. (cereal with milk, 100% juice of some kind, and a vitamin c tablet)
4. Brush my teeth and floss.
5. Shave
6. Wash my face
7. Take a dump.
8. Shower.
9. Run to my bedroom and get dressed.
10. Run to the fridge to grab my lunch and put it in my bag.
11. Wear my shoes.
12. Get out of my house and make sure I lock the door.
13. Dash down to my car.
14. Start my car and drive!

Tondtar · 08-28-2008, 12:20 AM

Simple : Sh*t, Shower & Shave
The rest are minor details

Rick · 08-28-2008, 12:23 AM

shit, shower, shave, shine, shag all day

The_Blob · 08-28-2008, 12:23 AM

None of you guys eat breakfast? I can't concentrate while driving if I don't eat breakfast in the morning. I always make split second decisions on the road so eating breakfast helps me make those decisions as it keeps me alert.

Bimmer Nerd · 08-28-2008, 12:26 AM

1. always get up 5 min. after the alarm rings (unless i fall asleep again)
2. take a leek
3. wash my face, brush my teeth and shave once a week (16)

4. open up my closet, take a look what i have ironed and then decided what will go together ( fashion man )
5. put like 5 different t's and which one goes wit my jeans !!
6. Gel my hair
7. Wake up my bro (best part lol, SARACSTIC )
8. and then he takes me to skool !!

Bimmer Nerd · 08-28-2008, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Blob

None of you guys eat breakfast?

i don't makes me sick in the morning !! after i wake up and have a decent idea about whats going on in the world, that get a BIG ASS sandwich and i am all good

Japanese_Racer · 08-28-2008, 12:31 AM

Shower.
Get Dressed.
Drink Some Coffee.
Breakfast. (Sometimes)
Go to School.

stimpy · 08-28-2008, 01:15 AM

Wake up around 9am
let the dogs out
eat breakfast - typical is granola bar, milk, fruit cup, and a piece of wheat toast.
let dogs in
walk down the hall to my office and begin working

Maybe around 2pm I'll put something on other than boxers.

jhv · 08-28-2008, 01:28 AM

wake up (times vary in relation to when class starts)
brush my teeth
maybe fap
put clothes on
eat somthing just to shut my stomach up (breakfast makes me shit a lot, idk why)
have a cigarette
drink a bottle of water
go to class

jhv · 08-28-2008, 01:34 AM

dont take this as me being an asshole, but
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=routine

iatacs19 · 08-28-2008, 06:14 AM

how come no one jerks off in the shower? WTF

TiAg335i · 08-28-2008, 07:09 AM

Shower (every morning)
Breakfast
Brush teeth, gel hair
School

Sara · 08-28-2008, 08:27 AM

Wake up whenever my phone goes off
Have morning sex with my husband
Get up cook breakfast
serve my husband breakfast in bed
Brush teeth
Shower and Shave
do my make up
Do my hair
Get dressed
Check my email
Go to work

MadDog · 08-28-2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Wake up whenever my phone goes off
Have morning sex with my husband
Get up cook breakfast
serve my husband breakfast in bed
Brush teeth
Shower and Shave
do my make up
Do my hair
Get dressed
Check my email
Go to work

Husband ?? Did I miss something ??

Sara · 08-28-2008, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadDog

Husband ?? Did I miss something ??

Got married last night spur of the moment kind of thing

MadDog · 08-28-2008, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara504

Got married last night spur of the moment kind of thing

And why don't I believe it ??

gonzo · 08-28-2008, 08:50 AM

^x2..

UltimateBMW · 08-28-2008, 09:12 AM

shit, shower, get dressed, done.

I shave and brush my teeth in the shower, saves time and its just easier not to worry about any mess.

Neurorad · 08-28-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

dont take this as me being an asshole, but
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=routine

+1

MisterSkiMask · 08-28-2008, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

shit, shower, get dressed, done.

I shave and brush my teeth in the shower, saves time and its just easier not to worry about any mess.

I shit in the shower while I shave, saves time

Taittinger · 08-28-2008, 09:38 AM

What about bedtime rituals? Midday rituals? Weekend morning rituals?

gonzo · 08-28-2008, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

I shit in the shower while I shave, saves time

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08-28-2008, 12:19 AM	#1
The_Blob Second Lieutenant 482 Rep 298 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	Share your morning rituals! What are your morning rituals... stuff you always do before you go to work or school? 1. I always wake up by pressing snooze at least 2-3 times. 2. Wear my pants, but never a long sleave shirt because it saves me time and prevents it getting dirty during eating breakfast or in the washroom. 3. Prepare and eat breakfast, or take a leak first then eat breakfast if my bladder feels full. (cereal with milk, 100% juice of some kind, and a vitamin c tablet) 4. Brush my teeth and floss. 5. Shave 6. Wash my face 7. Take a dump. 8. Shower. 9. Run to my bedroom and get dressed. 10. Run to the fridge to grab my lunch and put it in my bag. 11. Wear my shoes. 12. Get out of my house and make sure I lock the door. 13. Dash down to my car. 14. Start my car and drive!
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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1078 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Simple : Sh*t, Shower & Shave The rest are minor details
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08-28-2008, 12:23 AM	#3
Rick Stackin' Chips 171 Rep 608 Posts Drives: 2008 AW M3 Coupe Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (2)	shit, shower, shave, shine, shag all day __________________
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08-28-2008, 12:23 AM	#4
The_Blob Second Lieutenant 482 Rep 298 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	None of you guys eat breakfast? I can't concentrate while driving if I don't eat breakfast in the morning. I always make split second decisions on the road so eating breakfast helps me make those decisions as it keeps me alert.
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Bimmer Nerd Major General 519 Rep 7,789 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	1. always get up 5 min. after the alarm rings (unless i fall asleep again) 2. take a leek 3. wash my face, brush my teeth and shave once a week (16) 4. open up my closet, take a look what i have ironed and then decided what will go together ( fashion man ) 5. put like 5 different t's and which one goes wit my jeans !! 6. Gel my hair 7. Wake up my bro (best part lol, SARACSTIC ) 8. and then he takes me to skool !!
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Japanese_Racer S65B40 FTMFW 66 Rep 222 Posts Drives: 1995 E34 540i, 2011 E90 M3 ZCP Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: OC <--> SF iTrader: (7)	Shower. Get Dressed. Drink Some Coffee. Breakfast. (Sometimes) Go to School.
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08-28-2008, 01:15 AM	#8
stimpy Colonel 167 Rep 2,210 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Phoenix AZ iTrader: (7)	Wake up around 9am let the dogs out eat breakfast - typical is granola bar, milk, fruit cup, and a piece of wheat toast. let dogs in walk down the hall to my office and begin working Maybe around 2pm I'll put something on other than boxers.
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08-28-2008, 01:28 AM	#9
jhv Lieutenant General 1699 Rep 17,304 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	wake up (times vary in relation to when class starts) brush my teeth maybe fap put clothes on eat somthing just to shut my stomach up (breakfast makes me shit a lot, idk why) have a cigarette drink a bottle of water go to class
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jhv Lieutenant General 1699 Rep 17,304 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	dont take this as me being an asshole, but http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=routine
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iatacs19 Major General 459 Rep 5,319 Posts Drives: 2016 SO M4 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC iTrader: (8)	how come no one jerks off in the shower? WTF __________________ If only BMWCCA Referral: 385628
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TiAg335i Trance Life 315 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	Shower (every morning) Breakfast Brush teeth, gel hair School
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08-28-2008, 08:27 AM	#13
Sara Lieutenant General 5791 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	Wake up whenever my phone goes off Have morning sex with my husband Get up cook breakfast serve my husband breakfast in bed Brush teeth Shower and Shave do my make up Do my hair Get dressed Check my email Go to work
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UltimateBMW Brigadier General 401 Rep 3,288 Posts Drives: MP4 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South iTrader: (0)	shit, shower, get dressed, done. I shave and brush my teeth in the shower, saves time and its just easier not to worry about any mess. __________________
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