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      09-08-2008, 08:26 AM   #1
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Free birth control with heated seats options

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Free birth control!!!
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      09-08-2008, 08:34 AM   #2
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I knew there was a reason I didn't get heated seats! (Other than being cheap)
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      09-08-2008, 11:54 AM   #3
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Instead, get ventilated seats from the 7 series.
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      09-08-2008, 12:07 PM   #4
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Think of the savings on condoms/childcare etc
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      09-08-2008, 01:45 PM   #5
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I love heated seats...turn it on max, rip a silent fart...watch it spread slowly throughout the cabin
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      09-08-2008, 01:46 PM   #6
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My mom wont be happy I have heated seats and use hot laptops on my lap all the time. She wants grandkids
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My mom wont be happy I have heated seats and use hot laptops on my lap all the time. She wants grandkids
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      09-08-2008, 01:49 PM   #8
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The scientists fitted temperature sensors to the scrotums of 30 healthy men, who then sat on a heated car seat for 90 minutes.

Hope these guys were paid well......
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      09-08-2008, 01:51 PM   #9
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laptops are for laps, not your scrotum.....I still don't see how laptops kill sperm....the heated seats MAY be a possibility....but then what about other heated things? water? heating pads? etc...
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laptops are for laps, not your scrotum.....I still don't see how laptops kill sperm....the heated seats MAY be a possibility....but then what about other heated things? water? heating pads? etc...
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Radiation from phones kill sperms too. lol.
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Radiation from phones kill sperms too. lol.
only the strong survive
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      09-08-2008, 02:06 PM   #13
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only the strong survive
Knowing my luck, only the retarded sperms will survive for me
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      09-08-2008, 02:12 PM   #15
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Knowing my luck, only the retarded sperms will survive for me
told you to leave bluetooth off mang....
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Knowing my luck, only the retarded sperms will survive for me
Retard strength will pull through hahaa
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I call major BS!!

1. You'd have to be a dumbass to cruise for 90mins with the heated seats on or really really enjoy swamp ass.

2. To rebut this dumb quote "Previous research suggests that couples take longer to conceive if the man drives for more than three hours a day", well my brother drives for at least 4 hours a day and pumped out his 2 kids no problem. To quote my brother, "I could have got Cheryl pregnant if I just touched her with my dick".

This suggests that these "scientists" were using men with shitty sperm to begin with haha.
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      09-08-2008, 05:15 PM   #18
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Hmm, maybe I should be driving home.
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I call major BS!!

1. You'd have to be a dumbass to cruise for 90mins with the heated seats on or really really enjoy swamp ass.

2. To rebut this dumb quote "Previous research suggests that couples take longer to conceive if the man drives for more than three hours a day", well my brother drives for at least 4 hours a day and pumped out his 2 kids no problem. To quote my brother, "I could have got Cheryl pregnant if I just touched her with my dick".

This suggests that these "scientists" were using men with shitty sperm to begin with haha.
Well, he probably fucked and impregnated during the summer when he didn't use his heated seats.
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Well, he probably fucked and impregnated during the summer when he didn't use his heated seats.
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Radiation from phones kill sperms too. lol.
Same with Moutain Dew lol
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