09-08-2008, 08:26 AM | #1 |
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Free birth control with heated seats options
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09-08-2008, 08:34 AM | #2 |
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I knew there was a reason I didn't get heated seats! (Other than being cheap)
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09-08-2008, 11:54 AM | #3 |
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Instead, get ventilated seats from the 7 series.
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09-08-2008, 12:07 PM | #4 |
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Think of the savings on condoms/childcare etc
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09-08-2008, 01:49 PM | #8 |
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The scientists fitted temperature sensors to the scrotums of 30 healthy men, who then sat on a heated car seat for 90 minutes.
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09-08-2008, 01:51 PM | #9 |
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laptops are for laps, not your scrotum.....I still don't see how laptops kill sperm....the heated seats MAY be a possibility....but then what about other heated things? water? heating pads? etc...
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09-08-2008, 01:57 PM | #12 |
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only the strong survive
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09-08-2008, 02:06 PM | #13 |
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Knowing my luck, only the retarded sperms will survive for me
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09-08-2008, 02:07 PM | #14 |
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How about tea bagging?
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09-08-2008, 02:12 PM | #15 |
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told you to leave bluetooth off mang....
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09-08-2008, 04:59 PM | #17 |
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I call major BS!!
1. You'd have to be a dumbass to cruise for 90mins with the heated seats on or really really enjoy swamp ass. 2. To rebut this dumb quote "Previous research suggests that couples take longer to conceive if the man drives for more than three hours a day", well my brother drives for at least 4 hours a day and pumped out his 2 kids no problem. To quote my brother, "I could have got Cheryl pregnant if I just touched her with my dick". This suggests that these "scientists" were using men with shitty sperm to begin with haha.
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09-08-2008, 05:54 PM | #22 |
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Same with Moutain Dew lol
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